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DACHSITUDE - noun - Dachsie attitude
DACHSIDE - noun - that portion of a Dachshund's body between the front and hind legs
DACHTOR - noun - any Dachshund that has received his or her Dachtorate degree
DACHOLOGY - noun - the study of Dachshunds
DACHTRINE - noun - the creed of all dachshunds
DACHUMENTARY - noun - any video, with commentary, of a Dachshund's activities
DACHSINUDGE - verb - the use of that long snout for removing anything and
everything that is in a Dachsie’s way
DACHSIEHOOD - noun - the state of being one of the particularly cute and
special breed of dogs known as the Dachshund
DACHSHUNDPHENALIA - noun - all the Dachshund stuff everyone gives you, you win
or collect that is shaped like or has a picture of a Dachsie
DACHSICREE - noun - decree of Dachsies
DACHSIEISM - noun - bit of wisdom from Dachsies
DOXYMORON - noun - a human besotted over needlenoses
DACHSITUDINAL - adjective - long
DOXIEROTIC - adjective - a neurotic Dachshund
DACHSIECONDRIAC - noun - a Dachshund who is abnormally obsessed with his/her well being
DACHSIEPLUMP - verb - the act of a Dachsie performing a ritual dance by digging, dragging
backwards and hind-end backward hopping to achieve the perfect blanket arrangement
DACHSIEGRUDGE - noun - the resentful feeling a Dachsie has because of not getting
his/her own way
DACHSHUND INSIDE-OUT FUNKY EAR STYLES-
Flopsy-mopsy ears
Toupee
Ear-do
Dachsie-do
Bad ear day
Wearing bows
Dachsie in curlers
Flying nun look
Flaps up
Wild Dachsie
Goober
Village idiot
Wildachsie
Ear flap hankie
Fixyourears
DOXYMYN - noun - a name of endearment given to a Dachsie
DACHSILUVFOOT - noun - that part of a Dachshund’s anatomy that he/she places
on any part of a human’s anatomy for attention, love, correction or for no reason at all
DACHSITROD - verb - action form of the noun Dachsiluvfoot above. The actual
placing of that part of a Dachshund’s anatomy
DACHEAVESDROPPING - verb - the intentional flipping up and back of the ears by a
Dachshund in an effort not to miss anything that is being said by his/her humans
DACHSIELUVDALICKAWICKA - verb - the actual loving by a Dachshund of anything
made of wicker
DACHLIPSTUCK - noun - the stuckness of the lip of a Dachsie inside its mouth
DACHDROOPTONGUE - noun - the ever so low hanging tongue of a Dachsie
DACHSIEDOOTIEBOOTIESNIFFIEPOOPIEPEEIEONDASHOEY- noun, verb and
adjective - figure this one out for yourself
DACHSIESAFE - adjective - the word used to describe anything that is safe to give to a Dachsie
DACHSHUNDFEST - noun - a festival that is attended primarily by Dachshunds
DACHSIPENDENCE - noun - what Dachshunds aspire to and possess when they
become free from the influence or control of others
DOXOLOGY - noun - the last hymn sung by humans each Sunday at church,
or a bedtime lullaby for a favorite little Dachsie
DACHSIECHOMPAGATOR - noun - a Dachshund with the ability to kiss your nose
while simultaneously nibbling it
WANNACOOKIE - question - what a Dachshund likes to hear the most
WHODIDTHIS - question - what a Dachshund likes to hear the least
IDAKNOW - answer - most frequently used answer by a Dachshund to the above question
HEDID - answer - next most frequently used answer by a Dachshund when the above
answer does not work
NOTME - answer - last resort answer used by a Dachshund when neither of the above
answers work
BADBOY - statement - what usually follows all of the above because humans are not dumb
DACHOHOLIC- noun - a human who simply cannot get enough of , or get along without,
that lovable Dachsie
DACHSIEBELL - noun - a small four-legged creature who announces any and all life forms
who enter the realm of his/her domain
DACHSIESPEAK - noun - a language spoken and understood only by Dachshunds
DACHSIECABULARY - noun - words only viable within Dachsiespeak
DACHSUNDITE - noun - a sneeze by a Dachshund
DACHSIEDICULAR - adjective - the position of a Dachshund cross-wise on a bed, at right
angles to his/her humans
DACHSIECUZZI - noun - a flushed toilet with a smiling Dachsie sitting in it
DACHSIEFLICK - noun - any movie that has a Dachshund in it, especially
"The Ugly Dachshund," by Walt Disney
DACHSIEGRUDGE - noun - the resentful feeling a Dachshund has because of not
getting his/her own way
DACHSLURPALARM - noun - the first slurp of the day across the face of a human
that is guaranteed to wake someone up
DACHTORATE - noun - what a Dachsie earns after the Bachelors and Masters Degrees
DACHSIEPLAY - noun - any and all fun stuff that Dachsies like to have
DACHSLAND - noun - homeland of the Dachshund
WIENERWHIRLWIND - noun - a Dachsie chasing any other form of animal life,
up, over and through the house
DOXIEDOM - noun - an area populated by people under the rule of a Dachshund
DACHSIEQUICKERPICKERUPPER - noun - a Dachshund crumb-cleaner-upper in a house
DACHSIERUBANDROLL - noun - the body movement of Dachshunds whereby
they seemingly attempt to transfer a particular fragrance from the ground
onto their bodies. This is accomplished by rubbing and rolling vigorously
on a spot until satisfied that all of that particular fragrance has been achieved
DACHSIROCKANDROLL - noun - a form of popular dachsimusic
that evolved in the 1950's from dachsirhythim and
blues. World renowned Elvis Dachley was called "The
King of Dachsirockandroll." Not be be confused with
dachsirubandroll.
DACHSIEPERCEPTIVE - adjective - quality of a doxymoron who thinks they see a Dachsie
everywhere they look
GETHEBALL - noun - favorite Dachsie game
DACHSISTRESS - noun - unmanageable Dachsie unhappiness
DACHSIHEAT - noun - the result of too much Dachsistress
DACHSINSANITY - noun - the result of too much Dachsiheat
DACHSIPELLER - verb - the act of stretching the front legs and paws to their full
length on the floor beside each other, placing the head between the front legs and paws,
putting the tail and hind quarters as high in the air as possible, with the tail wagging in a
very fast circle
DOXYGEN - noun - the sweet breath of one's own pet Dachshund
DACHSIRADAR - noun - built-in equipment for locating other Dachsies
DACHSITENNA - noun - part of that built-in equipment
DACHSIDESTRESS - verb - to melt away the tensions of a loved human
DACHSITRUCK - noun - a standard dachshund in the act of running over
other dogs who get in the way
DOXHOUSE - noun - a place often referred to by puppers and humans as the "doghouse"
DACHSIENAPPING - verb - this word has two meanings.
1 - stealing a Dachsie
2 - a Dachsie napping.
DACHSOCRATS - noun - political party of Dachsies for Clinton/Gore
DACHSASAURUS REX - noun - an extinct species of Dachshund
DACHSIELOVER - noun - someone who just cannot live without a Dachsie
DOXILYMPICS - noun - games of extremely fit Dachsies
DACHSIEMAIL - noun - the kind of mail a dachshund will bring you after he has shredded it
DACHSIESTA - noun - the nap southern Dachsies take during the heat of the day
DACHFORTITUDE - noun - courage of a Dachsie
DACHSTRUCTION - noun - the result of unmoderated Dachsie digging and shredding
DACHSIETHINKINGCAPS - noun - a certain expression which appears on the face of a
dachshund just before the dachshund is about to:
a) Create an intellectual and/or notable
saying, thought, poem or expression, such as a 'dachsicree' or
b) Create a goodly amount of mischief, mayhem or naughtiness
DACHSIECHAINSAW - noun - a Dachsie who chews up furniture
DACHSIHUNT - noun - the act of a Dachsie in pursuit of something
PROTECTOMADOXIE - noun - the kind of Dachsie that barks his head off when
someone gets near his human
DOXEDO - noun - a fancy Dachsie collar
DACHSIEGOSSIP - noun - a language understood only
by dachshunds, primarily, to catch up on the
important news of the day and future plans
DACHSIEFEVER - noun - the irresistible urge to get a Dachsie puppy
DACHSIEJITTERS - noun - uncontrollable nervousness as a result of Dachsiefever
DACHSITISEMENT - noun - positive Dachsie press (eg. - Halldach Cards - "When you care
enough to have the very best pup")
DACHSIECLAUSE - noun - name for Dachsiesanta
DACHSIFIED - adjective - what things become when humans provide comfort
and safety for their beloved Dachsies
DACHSIEADDICTED - adjective - an attribute of all humans owned by Dachsies
DACHSIEVERSION - noun - the Dachsie way of telling a story
DOXIEPOOPIESCOOPIE - noun - the act of the family owned by a Dachsie when the
yard needs to be cleaned up
DACHSIEPATIENCE - noun - a word for something that does not exist
DOXIEDINER - noun - what the garbage looks like to a Dachsie
DACHSITICIAN - noun - a Dachsie who gets involved in politics
TEAM DACHSIEPLAYER - noun - no such thing with an independent Dachsie
DACHSIEDEMOPUBLICAN - noun - a Dachsie who believes in unending liver treats and
belly rubs
DACHSIENATION - noun - the utopian vision of the Dacchsiedemopublican party
DACHSIESTORM - noun - group effort of Dachsies to solve a problem
DACHSIEANTICS - noun - trouble of all manner and kind of which Dachsies are capable
DACHSICITIZEN OF DACHSIEDOM - noun - birthright of a Dachsie
DACHSIETYMOLOGIST - noun - anyone who has read this Dachsionary this far
DACHSIEKINGDOM - noun - Utopia for Dachsies
DACHSIENIP - noun - what voters will get if they do not vote for the Dachsiedemopublican ticket
DACHSILUTION - noun - two meanings:
1. Dachsies in revolution if Dachsiedemopublicans do not win on election day
2. Dachsie solution to our all legitimate complaints
DACHSIDUTY - noun - Two meanings on this one too:
1. Whatever it is that a Dachsie must do, and does so well
2. You know what the second one is
DACHSIECESSIBILITY - noun - the state of being totally accessible to challenged
Dachsies
DACHSIESALUTATORIAN - noun - one who salutes a Dachsie
PAWTOGRAPH - noun - signature of a famous Dachsie
DACHSIEOGRAPH - noun - synonym for PAWTOGRAPH
DACHSIETUTION - noun - constitution for Dachshunds
GOTOTHESTORE - verb - the act of going to the store with a human
GOFERARIDE - verb - the act of going for a ride in a car with a human
HOUNDWOUNDING - verb - the act of circling a spot 3 or 4 times before laying on it
HOOMANITUDE- noun - hooman with an attitude
DACHTOBERFEST - noun - an enormous beer-drinking party attended by Dachshunds in October
CONDACHSULATIONS - noun - mucho pats on the back from or to a deserving Dachsie
FOXY DOXY - noun - a very classy lady Dachsie
PAWTHETIC - adjective - a word used by humans to describe Dachsies who seem dumb,
but who actually are outsmarting their humans by deliberately appearing to be that way
in order to get what they want
DACHSIEPOPULATION - noun - population of all Dachsies
DACHSIERIGHTS - noun - inalienable rights of all Dachsies
DACHSOIREE - noun - a jubilant evening party of Dachshunds
RIDACHULOUS - adjective - a silly or contrived notion occurring to Dachshunds
and their hoomans
DACHSISTER and DACHBROTHER- nouns - what Dachsies are to each other
DACHSIELITERACY - noun - the high intelligence of Dachshunds, even to the point of
being able to read
HUNDHEALING - noun - what occurs to Dachsies who have been to the vet
for a snipping and clipping
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AL-A-PET-support group for slurping buddies
ALL-STAR DOXING-noun-sport done by dachshunds that is not shown on ESPN
BADBOY - statement - what usually follows because humans are not dumb
CONDACHSULATIONS- noun - mucho pats on the back from or to a deserving
Dachsie
DACH STAR-see NASHIONAL DACHSQUIER
DACHASAUER-noun-an ancient doxie
DACHDROOPTONGUE - noun - the ever so low hanging tongue of a Dachsie
DACHEAVESDROPPING - verb - the intentional flipping up and back of the
ears by a Dachshund in an effort not to miss anything that is being said
by his/her humans
DACHFORTITUDE - noun - courage of a Dachsie
DACHLIPSTUCK - noun - the stuckness of the lip of a Dachsie inside its
mouth
DACHOHOLIC- noun - a human who simply cannot get enough of or get along
without that lovable Dachsie
DACHOLOGY - noun - the study of Dachshunds
DACHSAPHILE-noun-humans who can't get enough of doxies
DACHSASAURUS REX - noun - an extinct species of Dachshund
DACHSCARGOT-noun-slugs, the gourmet treat
DACHSDONALD'S-noun-fast food for FAST dachshunds
DACHSERINE-noun-mouth wash for Dachshunds
DACHSHUND INSIDE-OUT FUNKY EAR STYLES- Flopsy-Mopsy Ears, Toupee,
Ear-do, Dachsie-do, Bad ear day, Wearing bows, Dachsie in curlers, Flying
nun look, Flaps up, Wild Dachsie, Goober, Village idiot, Wildachsie, Ear
Flap hankie, Fix you ears
DACHSHUNDFEST - noun - a festival that is attended primarily by
Dachshunds
DACHSHUNDJUMPONMOTHER'SLAPWHILEONPOT-action verb-self-explanatory.
DACHSHUNDPHENALIA - noun - all the Dachshund stuff everyone gives you,
you win or collect that is shaped like or has a picture of a Dachsie
DACHSICITIZEN OF DACHSIEDOM - noun - birthright of a Dachsie
DACHSICREE - noun - decree of Dachsies
DACHSIDE - noun - that portion of a Dachshund's body between the front &
hind legs
DACHSIDESTRESS - verb - to melt away the tensions of a loved human
DACHSIDUTY - noun - 1. Whatever it is that a Dachsie must do, and does so
well; 2. You know what the second one
DACHSIEADDICTED - adjective - an attribute of all humans owned by
Dachsies
DACHSIEADDICTED/DACHSIEOBESSED-see DACHSMITTEN
DACHSIEANTICS- noun - trouble of all manner and kind of which Dachsies
are capable
DACHSIEBELL<> - noun - a small four-legged creature who announces any and
all life forms who enter his/her domain
DACHSIEBOOGERBATH-SEE DACHSIEDELUGE
DACHSIEBREATHALYZER-non-device for checking pups breath after anything
is missing from anywhere
DACHSIECABULARY - noun - words only viable within Dachsiespeak
DACHSIECESSIBILITY - noun - the state of being totally accessible to
challenged Dachsies
DACHSIECHAINSAW - noun - a Dachsie who chews up furniture
DACHSIECHOMPAGATOR - noun - a Dachshund with the ability to kiss your
nose while simultaneously nibbling it
DACHSIECLAUSE - noun - name for Dachsiesanta
DACHSIECONDRIAC - noun - a Dachshund who is abnormally obsessed with
his/her well being
DACHSIECUZZI - noun - a flushed toilet with a smiling Dachsie sitting in
it
DACHSIEDELUGE-noun-large shower produced by a sneezing dachshund who is
sitting right over your head in bed
DACHSIEDEMOPUBLICAN - noun - a Dachsie who believes in unending liver
treats
DACHSIEDICULAR - adjective - the position of a Dachshund cross-wise on a
bed, at right angles to his/her humans across the bed against the way the
human is laying
DACHSIEDICULAR- verb-the way dachshunds always lay
DACHSIEDOOTIEBOOTIESNIFFIEPOOPIEPEEIEONDASHOEY- noun, verb and
adjective-figure this one our for yourself
DACHSIEFEVER - noun - the irresistible urge to get a Dachsie puppy
DACHSIEFLICK-noun-any movie that has a Dachshund in it, especially "the
Ugly Dachshund" by Walt Disney
DACHSIEGOSSIP - noun - a language understood only by dachshunds,
primarily
DACHSIEGRUDGE - noun - the resentful feeling a Dachsie has because of not
getting his/her own way
DACHSIEHOOD - noun - the state of being one of the particularly cute &
special breed of dogs known as DACHSHUND
DACHSIEISM - noun - bit of wisdom from Dachsies
DACHSIEJITTERS - noun - uncontrollable nervousness as a result of
Dachsiefever
DACHSIEKINGDOM - noun - Utopia for Dachsies
DACHSIELITERACY - noun - the high intelligence of Dachshunds, even to the
point of being able to read
DACHSIELOVER - noun - someone who just cannot live without a Dachsie
DACHSIELUVDALICKAWICKA - verb - the actual loving by a Dachshund of
anything made of wicker
DACHSIENAPPING - verb - this word has two meanings: 1. Stealing a
Dachsie, 2. Dachsie napping.
DACHSIENATION - noun - the utopian vision of the Dacchsiedemopublican
party
DACHSIENIP - noun - what voters will get if they do not vote for the
Dachsiedemopublician ticket
DACHSIEOBESSED/DACHSIEADDICTED-see DACHSMITTEN
DACHSIEOGRAPH - noun - synonym for PAWTOGRAPH
DACHSIEPATIENCE - noun - a word for something that does not exist
DACHSIEPERCEPTIVE - adjective - quality of a doxymoron who thinks they
see a everywhere they look
DACHSIEPLAY- noun - any and all fun stuff that Dachsies like to have
DACHSIEPLUMP - verb - the act of a Dachsie performing a ritual dance by
digging, dragging backwards & hind-en backward hopping to achieve the
perfect blanket arrangement
DACHSIEPOPULATION - noun - population of all Dachsies
DACHSIEQUICKERPICKERUPPE - noun - a Dachshund crumb-cleaner-upper in a
house
DACHSIERADAR - noun - built-in equipment for locating other Dachsies
DACHSIERIGHTS- noun - inalienable rights of all Dachsies
DACHSIEROCKAND ROLL-noun-a form of popular dachsimusic that evolved in
the 1950's from dachsirhythim and blues. World reonwed Elvis Dachley was
called"The King of Dachsirockandroll." Not to be confused with
DACHSIERUBANDROL
DACHSIERUBANDROLL-noun-the body movement of Dachshunds whereby they
seemingly attempt to transfer a particular fragrance from the ground onto
their bodies. This is accomplished by rubbing and rolling vigorously on
a spot until satisfied that all of that particular fragrance has been
achieved
DACHSIESAFE - adjective - the word used to describe anything that is safe
to give a Dachsie
DACHSIESALUTATORIAN - noun - one who salutes a Dachsie
DACHSIESKINNYDIP-the act of swimming without their bathing suit
DACHSIESPEAK - noun - a language spoken and understood only by Dachshunds
DACHSIESTA - noun - the nap southern Dachsies take during the heat of the
day
DACHSIESTORM - noun - group effort of Dachsies to solve a problem
DACHSIETHINKINGCAPS - noun - a certain expression which appears on the
face of a on the face of a dachshunds just before the dachshund is about
to: 1. Create an intellectual and/or notable saying, thought, poem or
expression, such as a "dachsicree"; 2. Create a goodly amount of
mischief, mayhem or naughtiness
DACHSIETUTION - noun - constitution for Dachshunds
DACHSIETYMOLOGIST - noun - anyone who has read this Dachsionary this far
DACHSIEVENTURE-the activities that a group of dachshunds participate in
DACHSIEVERSION - noun - the Dachsie way of telling a story
DACHSIFIED - adjective -1. what things become when humans provide comfort
and safety for their beloved Dashies; 2. pertains to an article that is
more geared to the liking of a dachsie since they are very fussy little
guys
DACHSIHEAT - noun - the result of too much Dachsistress
DACHSIHUNT - noun - the act of a Dachsie in pursuit of something
DACHSILUTION- noun 1. Dachsies in revolution if Dachsiedemopublicans do
not win on Election Day; 2. Dachsie solution to all our legitimate
complaints
DACHSILUVFOOT - noun - that part of a Dachshund's anatomy that he/she
places on any part of a human's anatomy for attention, love, correction
or no reason at all
DACHSINSANITY - noun - the result of too much Dachsiheat
DACHSINUDGE - verb - the use of that long snout for removing anything &
everything that is in a Dachsie's way
DACHSIPELLER - verb - the act of stretching the front legs and paws to
their full length on the floor beside each other, placing the head
between the front legs and paws, putting the tail and hind quarters as
high in the air as possible, with the tail wagging in a very fast circle
DACHSIPENDENCE - noun - what Dachshunds aspire to & possess when they
become free from the influence or control of others
DACHSIRADAR-noun-built in equipment for locating other dachsies
DACHSISTER and DACHBROTHER- nouns - what Dachsies are to each other
DACHSISTRESS - noun - unmanageable Dachsie unhappiness
DACHSITENNA - noun - part of that built-in equipment to locate another
doxie
DACHSITICIAN - noun - a Dachsie who gets involved in politics
DACHSITISEMENT - noun - positive Dachsie press (e.g. - Halldach Cards-
"When you care enough to send the very best pup")
DACHSITROD - verb - action form of the noun Dachsiluvfoot above. The
actual placing of that part of a Dachshund's anatomy
DACHSITRUCK - noun - a standard dachshund in the act of running over
other dogs who get in their way
DACHSITUDE - noun - Dachsie attitude
DACHSITUDINAL - adjective - long
DACHSLAND - noun - homeland of the Dachshund
DACHSLURPALARM - noun - the first slurp of the day across the face of a
human that is guaranteed to wake someone up
DACHSMITTEN-noun-twice dachobessed
DACHSMITZVAH-noun-The coming of age of a Jewish dachshund.
DACHSOCRATS - noun - political party of Dachsies for Clinton/Gore
DACHSOIREE - noun - a jubilant evening party of Dachshunds
DACHSQUAKE-noun-a whole lot of dachshund digging going on
DACHSTRUCTION - noun - the result of unmoderated Dachsie digging and
shredding
DACHSUNDHEIT - noun - a sneeze by a Dachshund
DACHSUNDTEIT-noun-blessing for doxies after they have run around the
house for 15 minutes spraying everything in sight and banging their heads
on the floor, table legs, couches, etc
DACHTOBERFEST - noun - an enormous beer-drinking party attended by
Dachshunds in October
DACHTOR - noun - any Dachshund that has received his or her Dachtorate
degree
DACHTORATE - noun - what a Dachsie earns after the Bachelors and Masters
Degrees
DACHTRINE - noun - the creed of all dachshunds
DACHUMENTARY - noun - any video, with commentary, of a Dachshund's
activities
DOX CLUB DOXETTE-noun-newspaper for Dachshunds
DOX-AROUND-THE-CLOCK-action verb as in wake up, mom it's only 3AM and I
want to play. At sunrise know as DOX-A-DOODLE-DOO
DOX-A-THE-BAY-doxies who like to swim only in salt, ocean water
DOXEDO - noun - a fancy Dachsie collar
DOXESPOND-noun-way that humans with dachshunds communicate when the
coyotes get into their DOXCLUB list
DOXIBELS-how loud and shrill a dachshunds bark sounds to their humans
DOXIEBATCH-noun-collection of low-slung canines
DOXIEDINER - noun - what the garbage looks like to a Dachsie
DOXIEDOM - noun - an area populated by people under the rule of a
Dachshund
DOXIEKNOCKATDOOR-verb-the noise a dachshund makes when they are on the
wrong side of any door
DOXIEPOOPIESCOOPIE - noun - the act of the family owned by a Dachsie when
the yard needs to be cleaned up
DOXIEROTIC - adjective - a neurotic Dachshund
DOXILOGY-noun-a trio of houndy voices
DOXILYMPICS - noun - games of extremely fit Dachsies
DOXOLOGY - noun -1. the last hymn sung by humans each Sunday at church,
2. bedtime lullaby for a favorite little Dashie, 3. hymn sung by
multiple doxies and not limited to Sunday
DOXTROT-that one-of-a kind, Hey Mom, you're finally home, can I get at
the cat? Liver treats? PLEASE dance
DOXYGEN - noun - the sweet breath of one's own pet Dachshund
DOXYMOM-personal noun- one of the nicest list administrators EVER,
Barbara Moore
DOXYMORON - noun - a human besotted over needlenoses in a Dachsies' way
is shaped like a Dachsie, know as the Dachshund well
being. Also,when some people act stupid for the sake of their Dachshunds
DOXYMYN - noun - a name of endearment given to a Dachsie
FEDERAL DOX-PRESS-noun-the shipping company that dachshunds prefer to use
for all their overnight shipping needs when the package absolutely
positively has to get there by the next day
FOXY DOXY - noun - a very classy lady Dachsie
GETHEBALL her own way - noun - favorite Dachsie game
GOFERARIDE- verb - the act of going for a ride in a car with a human
GOTOTHESTORE - verb - the act of going to the store with a human
HEDID - answer - next most frequently used answer by a Dachshund when
asked WHO DID THIS?
HOOMANITUDE- noun - hooman with an attitude
HOUNDWOUNDING - verb - the act of circling a spot 3 or 4 times before
laying on it
HUNDHEALING - noun - what occurs to Dachsies who have been to the vet for
a snipping and clipping
IDACHSIEROD-noun- annual(?) run from NYC to Florida to compete with the
Iditeroid
IDON'TKNOW - answer - most frequently used answer by a Dachshund to the
question WHO DID THIS
LADY BARKS A LOT-noun-nickname for all female doxies who like to bark a
lot
MCDACHSHUNDS-noun-fast food for dachshunds
NASHIONAL DACHSQUIER, also known as DACH STAR-newspaper for those doxies
who can not attend cyberspace activities
NOTME - answer - last resort answer used by a Dachshund when neither
HEDID or IDON'TKNOW does not apply
PAW-IER, CAT-VIER-nouns-Liver pate formed into bone shapes, food for the
DACHS OF THE ROUND TABLE
PAWTHETIC - adjective - a word used by humans to describe Dachsies who
seem dumb, but who actually are outsmarting their humans by deliberately
appearing that way in order to get what they want
PAWTOGRAPH - noun - signature of a famous Dachsie
PROTECTOMADOXIE - noun - the kind of Dachsie that barks his head off when
PUPPERONI-noun-meat for doxie pizzas
RIDACHULOUS - adjective - a silly
SIR BARKS ALOT - noun - nickname for all male doxies who like to bark a
lot
TEAM DACHSIEPLAYER - noun - no such thing with an independent Dachsie
WANNACOOKIE - question - what a Dachshund likes to hear the most
WHODIDTHIS - question - what a Dachshund likes to hear the least
WIENERWHIRLWIND-noun-a Dachsie chasing any other form of animal life up,
over and throughout the house
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